Season 13
2026Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  God's Commissioner Wade |
6-2 | .750 | 1123.4 | 966.3 |
| 2 |  Gibbed for your pleasure Jack |
6-2 | .750 | 1095.2 | 849.0 |
| 3 |  Tuten Your Mother, Respectfully Zach |
6-2 | .750 | 1010.5 | 891.0 |
| 4 |  Return of the IDP Jono |
5-3 | .625 | 945.4 | 973.7 |
| 5 |  One Big Beautiful Dillbot Grant |
4-4 | .500 | 996.0 | 840.1 |
| 6 |  Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick Nate |
4-4 | .500 | 937.3 | 890.1 |
| 7 |  Remember the Nice Guys, ChatGPT Kevin |
3-4-1 | .438 | 893.1 | 964.1 |
| 8 |  Cornstar Lexi |
3-5 | .375 | 898.5 | 931.7 |
| 9 |  Swift kick in the Dak Shawnee |
3-5 | .375 | 870.8 | 904.8 |
| 10 |  I am dead inside Trevor |
3-5 | .375 | 842.3 | 902.5 |
| 11 |  The ChoSimba Ones Dillon |
2-5-1 | .312 | 795.7 | 958.4 |
| 12 |  2x Runner Up Luke |
2-6 | .250 | 652.3 | 988.8 |
Season Notes
Lexi joined the league; Henry departed (RIP King of the league).
Trades
- Shawnee sent 5.04 pick, 9.04 pick
- Dillon sent Nico Collins, 5.10 pick, 9.10 pick
- Trevor sent Ashton Jeanty
- Zach sent Drake London
- Dillon sent Josh Downs, $1 FAAB
- Zach sent Jared Goff
- Jack sent Dalton Kincaid, Alvin Kamara, Breece Hall, Luther Burden III
- Dillon sent Omarion Hampton, Garrett Wilson
- Jack sent Garrett Wilson
- Zach sent Tee Higgins, George Kittle
- Lexi sent DK Metcalf
- Zach sent Tyler Allgeier
- Dillon sent Luther Burden III, Alvin Kamara
- Zach sent DK Metcalf, Woody Marks
- Wade sent Jonah Coleman, Ladd McConkey
- Dillon sent Woody Marks, Caleb Williams
Season Forecast
From 10,000 simulations of the rest of the season, as of the end of Week 8, using the league's real seeding, wildcard and bracket rules. Rating is the model's estimate of a team's true points per week; early in the season it leans on the league average, since a few weeks of scores are mostly noise. Arrows mark teams whose playoff odds rose or fell since last week. Updates when each week goes final.
| Team | Rec | PF | Rating | Proj W | Sacko | Playoffs | Bye | Top 3 | Shiva |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| God's Commissioner Wade
Wade
|
6-2 | 1123.4 | 133.9 | 10.6 | <1% | >99% | 86% | 83% | 36% |
| Gibbed for your pleasure Jack
Jack
|
6-2 | 1095.2 | 131.3 | 10.6 | <1% | >99% | 79% | 77% | 31% |
| Tuten Your Mother, Respectfully Zach
Zach
|
6-2 | 1010.5 | 123.5 | 9.6 | <1% | ▲99% | 29% | 48% | 13% |
| One Big Beautiful Dillbot Grant
Grant
|
4-4 | 996.0 | 122.1 | 7.7 | <1% | ▲96% | 2% | 36% | 9% |
| Return of the IDP Jono
Jono
|
5-3 | 945.4 | 117.4 | 8.0 | 1% | 80% | 4% | 24% | 5% |
| Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick Nate
Nate
|
4-4 | 937.3 | 116.7 | 6.8 | 1% | ▼66% | 1% | 18% | 4% |
| Cornstar Lexi
Lexi
|
3-5 | 898.5 | 113.1 | 6.0 | 4% | ▲25% | <1% | 6% | 1% |
| Remember the Nice Guys, ChatGPT Kevin
Kevin
|
3-4-1 | 893.1 | 112.6 | 5.7 | 5% | ▲21% | <1% | 5% | 1% |
| Swift kick in the Dak Shawnee
Shawnee
|
3-5 | 870.8 | 110.5 | 5.5 | 7% | ▼9% | <1% | 2% | <1% |
| I am dead inside Trevor
Trevor
|
3-5 | 842.3 | 107.8 | 5.3 | 10% | ▼4% | <1% | 1% | <1% |
| The ChoSimba Ones Dillon
Dillon
|
2-5-1 | 795.7 | 103.5 | 4.0 | 19% | <1% | <1% | <1% | <1% |
| 2x Runner Up Luke
Luke
|
2-6 | 652.3 | 90.2 | 3.2 | 52% | <1% | <1% | <1% | <1% |
Draft order
| Pick | Team | Keeper | Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gibbed for your pleasure Jack | Puka Nacua | 9 |
| 2 | One Big Beautiful Dillbot Grant | Brock Bowers | 5 |
| 3 | Cornstar Lexi | Javonte Williams | 7 |
| 4 | Swift kick in the Dak Shawnee | Nico Collins | 5 |
| 5 | Return of the IDP Jono | Kyren Williams | 8 |
| 6 | 2x Runner Up Luke | Kyle Pitts Sr. | 12 |
| 7 | I am dead inside Trevor | De'Von Achane | 8 |
| 8 | God's Commissioner Wade | Trey McBride | 9 |
| 9 | Tuten Your Mother, Respectfully Zach | Bhayshul Tuten | 9 |
| 10 | The ChoSimba Ones Dillon | Colston Loveland | 8 |
| 11 | Remember the Nice Guys, ChatGPT Kevin | Chris Olave | 5 |
| 12 | Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick Nate | Drake Maye | 11 |