Records
The league record book.
| Category | Holder | Value | Season |
|---|---|---|---|
| Best Regular-Season Record | Hans Blitz! Ohh noo! | 11-1-1 | 2019 |
| Worst Regular-Season Record | Brown Lives Matter | 1-12 | 2016 |
| Most Championships | Henry | 3 | — |
| Most Points in a Week | Tom Bradys Only Fans | 184.90 | 2024 |
| Fewest Points in a Week | The People's Commissioner | 19.30 | 2015 |
| Biggest Blowout | Tom Bradys Only Fans | 126.10 (184.9-58.8) | 2024 |
| Highest Combined Score | Nix Out For Harambe | 330.10 | 2024 |