Standings

Rank Team Record Pct PF PA
1 Pukkake Jack Shiva 9-5 .643 1769.9 1579.4
2 Keeping up with the McCalferies Kevin 10-4 .714 1626.2 1504.3
3 I am dead inside Trevor 6-8 .429 1566.2 1526.0
4 One Big Beautiful Dill Grant 9-5 .643 1587.6 1494.2
5 Big Brown Dak Makes em Waddle Zach 9-5 .643 1703.3 1511.2
6 Thoughts and Players Dillon 8-6 .571 1612.9 1495.9
7 2x Runner Up Luke 8-6 .571 1479.8 1472.9
8 Dont spit just swallow Wade 7-7 .500 1537.3 1592.9
9 Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick Nate 3-11 .214 1445.6 1675.7
10 Dump it on my Chest Henry 5-9 .357 1411.9 1606.0
11 IDPs Forever Jono 5-9 .357 1546.0 1701.4
12 D***er my Sufficient Tight End Shawnee Sacko 5-9 .357 1542.5 1669.3

Season Notes

  • Luke’s Rule takes effect: the playoff bracket reseeds in the second round, so the top remaining seed always draws the weakest survivor (in both the Shiva and Sacko brackets).

Playoffs

Shiva Bracket

Round 1 · Wk 15
1Keeping up with the McCalferies
BYE
4One Big Beautiful Dill 124.9
5Thoughts and Players 97.6
3Big Brown Dak Makes em Waddle 94.9
6I am dead inside 139.7
2Pukkake
BYE
Round 2 · Wk 16
1Keeping up with the McCalferies 150.5
6I am dead inside 124.6
2Pukkake 156.9
4One Big Beautiful Dill 133.7
5th Place
3Big Brown Dak Makes em Waddle 118.6
5Thoughts and Players 105.3
Round 3 · Wk 17
Shiva
1Keeping up with the McCalferies 115.4
2Pukkake 152.3
3rd Place
6I am dead inside 91.9
4One Big Beautiful Dill 88.1

Sacko Bracket

Round 1 · Wk 15
11Dump it on my Chest
BYE
72x Runner Up 160.1
10D***er my Sufficient Tight End 71.3
8Dont spit just swallow 146.6
9IDPs Forever 138.9
12Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick
BYE
Round 2 · Wk 16
7th Place
72x Runner Up 104.3
8Dont spit just swallow 90.2
12Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick 134.9
9IDPs Forever 105.2
11Dump it on my Chest 132.0
10D***er my Sufficient Tight End 77.4
Round 3 · Wk 17
Sacko
9IDPs Forever 128.7
10D***er my Sufficient Tight End 86.2
9th Place
12Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick 122.8
11Dump it on my Chest 109.3

Trades

Preseason Dillon ⇄ Zach
  • Dillon sent 1.04 pick, 4.09 pick, 6.09 pick
  • Zach sent Nico Collins, 1.09 pick, 4.04 pick, 6.04 pick
Week 8 Jack ⇄ Dillon
  • Jack sent Rachaad White, Breece Hall
  • Dillon sent Derrick Henry
Week 11 Nate ⇄ Zach
  • Nate sent Chase Brown
  • Zach sent Kenneth Walker III, Zach Charbonnet
Week 11 Nate ⇄ Zach
  • Nate sent Dalton Kincaid
  • Zach sent Stefon Diggs

Draft order

PickTeamKeeperRound
1 Dont spit just swallow WadeTrey McBride 11
2 Pukkake JackPuka Nacua 11
3 D***er my Sufficient Tight End ShawneeRicky Pearsall 13
4 Thoughts and Players DillonNico Collins 7
5 IDPs Forever JonoKyren Williams 10
6 Dump it on my Chest Henry— —
7 Keeping up with the McCalferies KevinJoe Burrow 4
8 2x Runner Up LukeBaker Mayfield 13
9 Big Brown Dak Makes em Waddle ZachBucky Irving 13
10 Trick or Trick It’s Mike Vick NateDrake Maye 13
11 One Big Beautiful Dill GrantBrock Bowers 7
12 I am dead inside TrevorDe'Von Achane 10